Sunday, May 13, 2012
May News
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Annual Ice Cream Social, 2012
We all traveled in from around the state to LaPlotte Chapter #64 in Hinesburg for the Annual Ice Cream Social and the introduction of the 2012 – 2013 Grand Family.
What a beautiful day to travel. A sunny day and could not have asked for a more perfect weather. The turnout was great! Nice to see everyone . . . . .
The day started with registration at 11, we had a wee bit of entertainment from the “Historical Band” These guys did a great job – Maurice Humphrey, Donnie Chamberlain, Gary Sharon and Eric Raymond. Yea Haw!

Lunch was called right at noon and the Grand Family led off the group. Hot dogs and buns with baked beans and chips and assorted beverages. For desert, make your own ice cream Sundays!
Note: The following information is presented as it was printed in the official program. . .
Richard Preston got everyone settled for afternoons entertainment; “A Historical Prelude to American Culutre” a presentation by “The Starlite Theater”.
The flag was presented by the DeMolay Boys, followed by the Pledge of Allegiance and the singing of God Bless America.
The Rainbow Girls started off the afternoon with a cute skit . . . . Love those cowboy hats!
Our emcee and narrator for the show was Michele Bushey:

and the ‘between skit musical number’ were sung by the “Ancient Artifact Singers” Wilma Preston, Ellie Carpenter, Dee Howe, Natalie Billings, Judy Humphrey and Donna Masterson
The skits were priceless gems that put a little twist on history. . . .
DANGER AHEAD:
Cast: Ellie Carpenter, Donna Masterson, Natalie Billings and Wilma Preston
ISIAC NEWTON:
Cast: Barbara & George Whitney
BEN FRANKLIN:
Cast: Linda Lake and Dan Gross
LEONARDO DE VINCHI:
Cast: Kate Coleman and Lloyd Douglas
CLEOPATRA:
Cast: Melissa Chancy and Adam Skiff
PAUL REVERE:
Cast: Mary Piper and Jim Bennett
Following the entertainment was the introduction of the 2012 – 2013 Grand Officers. Sister Bunny announced to the group that Brother Rod had suffered a heart attack last Wednesday and was unable to attend today’s events. He is home; his spirits are good and wanted to be at the Ice Cream Social. When told ‘NO’ you need to stay home and rest, he joked that it took two men, Brother Alec (Porter) and Brother Richard (Black) to assist Sister Bunny. – Good on Rod!
Get Well Rod: from all your Star Sisters and Brothers!
The Grand Officers for 2012 – 2013:

Remember that our next communication is Saturday, April 21st in Morrisville, VT.
Hosted by Coral Chapter #16 http://www.oes-vt.org/hab421.html
Registration begins at 11:00am with Dinner at 12:00 ($12.00) all the information is available in the link provided above!
See you all on the road. . . . Brother Dan, DDGI #4
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Grand Officers in Bellows Falls

Saturday, March 17, 2012
Grand Officers in Brattleboro

IN THE YEAR 2006, THE LORD CAME DOWN TO NOAH, WHO WAS NOW LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES AND SAID:
"ONCE AGAIN THE EARTH HAS BECOME WICKED AND OVER-POPULATED, AND I SEE THE END OF ALL FLESH BEFORE ME".
"BUILD ANOTHER ARK AND SAVE TWO OF EVERY LIVING THING, ALONG WITH A FEW GOOD HUMANS".
HE GAVE NOAH THE BLUEPRINTS SAYING, YOU HAVE SIX MONTHS TO BUILD THE ARK BEFORE I WILL START THE UNENDING RAIN FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS.
SIX MONTHS LATER, THE LOORD LOOKED DOWN AND SAW NOAH WEEPING IN HIS YARD... BUT NO MARK.
"NOAH" HE ROARED,
"I AM ABOUT TO START THE RAIN..... WHERE'S THE ARK"? "FORGIVE ME LORD",
BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED:.
I NEED A BUILDING PERMIT. I'VE BEEN ARGUING WITH THE BUILDING INSPECTER
ABOUT THE NEED FOR A SPRINKLER SYSTEM. MY NEIGHBORS CLAIM THAT I'VE VIOLATED THE NEIGHBORHOOD ZONING LAWS BY BUILDING THE ARK IN MY YARD EXCEEDING THE HEIGHT LIMITATIONS. WE HAD TO GO TO THE DEVELOPMENT APPEALS BOARD FOR A DECISION. THEN THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION DEMANDED A BOND BE POSTED FOR THE FUTURE COSTS OF MOVING POWER LINES AND OVERHEAD OBSTRUCTIONS, TO CLEAR THE PASSAGE FOR THE ARK'S MOVE TO SEA. I TOLD THEM THAT THE SEA WOULD BE COMING TO US, BUT THEY WOULD HEAR
NOTHING OF IT.
GETTING THE WOOD WAS ANOTHER PROBLEM. THERE'S A BAN ON CUTTING LOCAL TREES TO SAVE THE SPOTTED OWL.
I TRIED TO CONVINCE THE ENVIROMENTALISTS THAT I NEEDED THE WOOD TO SAVE THE OWLS, BUT NO GO.WHEN I STARTED GATHERING THE ANIMALS; I GOT SUED BY THE ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP. THEY INSISTED THAT I WAS CONFINING WILD ANIMALS AGAINST THEIR WILL. AS WELL THEY AGRUED THE ACCOMODATIONS WERE TOO RESTRISTIVE AND WAS CRUEL AND INHUMANE TO PUT SO MANY ANIMALS IN A CONFINED SPACE.
THEN THE EPA, RULED THAT I COULDN'T BUILD UNTIL THEY CONDUCTED AN ENVIROMENTAL IMPACTSTUDY ON YOUR PROPOSED FLOOD. I AM STILL TRYING TO RESOLVE A COMPLAINT WITH THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION ON HOW MANY MINORITIES I'M SUPPOSED TO HIRE FOR MY BUILDING CREW. ALSO, THE TRADE UNIONS SAY THAT I CAN'T USE MY SONS. THEY INSIST I HIRE ONLY UNION WORKERS WITH ARK BUILDING EXPERIENCE.
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE IRS SEIZED ALL MY ASSETS, CLAIMING I'M TRYING TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY WITH ENDANGERED SPECIES. SO, FORGIVE ME LORD, BUT IT WOULD TAKE ME AT LEAST TEN YEARSFOR ME TO FINISH THIS ARK.
SUDDENLY, THE SKIES CLEARED, THE SUN BEGAN TO SHINE, AND A RAINBOW STRETCHED ACROSS THE SKY.
NOAH LOOKED UP IN WOONDER AND ASKED, "YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD?"
"NO, SAID THE LORD. THE GOVERNMENT BEAT ME TO IT".
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Grand Officers in Hinesburg
After the meal we gathered in the chapter room for an open meeting. Little did we know that there seemed to be a plague in Hinesburg which kept many of their own members from attending. We were told by Worthy Matron, Ellie Carpenter, (who was also sick) of various forms of entertainment that had been arranged and fallen through at the last minute.
Honorary memberships and gifts were presented to Sister Patty and Brother Richard on behalf of LaPlotte Chapter.
We had a laugh when General Grand Chapter Committee member, Brother Bud Godin decided that turn about was fair play and he deferred his opportunity to speak to Sister Barbara Wheaton. Brother Bill Cotrofeld spoke and sang on behalf of the Past Grands! He received a standing ovation. (You should have been here! All I can say is I will hold off signing up for social security any time soon!) The Worthy Matron asked Sister Bunny if she felt lucky to be asked to speak after Brother Bill. Laughs all around again. Sister Bunny's response was graciously short and sweet.
$58 was collected for Vermont National Guard Charitable Foundation .
Our goal is 20,000.
Smiles were seen all around as the meeting ended. It was good to reconnect with our Eastern Star family after a long winter's break!
Submitted by Nancy Gross, Grand Rep of Vermont in Illinois
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Do Texans really speak this way, we'll see :)
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CAN-AM '12 GGCCM announced
"i am fixin to go yonder "; "and be as happy as a pig in a wallow"; "Everything is Bigger in Texas"; "i'd like to see some cow tippin just for fun"; and hear "Howdy, ya'll" or "How Ya'll doin?"; "you ain't from round here are ya??"; "i wouldn't do that if'n i were you's but do what ya do's and have some fun!"


